Duke Cannon has little patience for vegan hot dogs, celebrity blogs, or getting stopped by the TSA.

That's why he manufactures the Big Ass Brick of Soap, Jr., a travel-friendly half ration of his signature, military-inspired bar soap.

The perfect size for camping trips, international jet-setting, or visiting Randy in Tampa.

Smells Like Naval Diplomacy (refreshing ocean scent). Even though it's a "half ration," this 4.5 oz. is still bigger than most common bar soaps.

Size: 4.5 oz.